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“Jose , you showed up.” glados said looking at the hispanic man. “You bet you wet bot butt i did.” jose said with his beautiful mustache blowing in the wind (almost as the wind was blowing him). “Umhh. “ glados activated her built in vibrator, “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” with a little “uggggg!!!!?!!” booming out of her high quality speakers. Jose got very aroused seeing the vibrator buzz. He slapped glados’s butt and starting to strip ‘er down. But then from hearing, “strip er’ down” dan the tv man blasted through the wall wearing nothing but boxers he screamed “GET ER’ DONE!!!” he ran over to the glados widely open shaft and he shoved his 9 feet penis in it. Jose began to cry, his penis was only 1/999 inches, he thought that glados would reject him after seeing a 9 foot penis. But he still got very aroused from hearing glados’s open moans from dans penis.
“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)
THE END
When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.
Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
That one fellow mate of yours that uploads more than 20 to 25+ pictures to stories in instagram, facebook, etc
guy1: jesus mate
guy2: what is it?
giy1: one of my friend uploads a ton of pictures of him/herself to their stories. maye about 20+
guy2: damn he\shes such a story abuser
When you post something on your story as bait for a certain someone to reply. Can be a thirst trap, song, place etc.
Yo, your story bait last night was so obvious!!!
like a sex story, but just nsfw in general
shut the fuck up im reading a nsfw story
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a random story which has no point or moral behind it. Often times ends abruptly with no warning.
Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"
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Makes you horny.
It was a late Friday afternoon, and I was walking with my BFF, Chelsea. We walked all the way home, and as soon as I locked the door, she stripped off my clothes. She said she was horny, and started fingering me. " A-ahhh" I moaned, my pussy tightening. She started playing with my tits and then we shambled to the sofa. We did 69, her mouth clinging on to my pussy. She started moaning too, and I sucked on her tits. "Like that?" I asked. "Y-yes mommy..." We lay on top of each other, and then I get off the couch and start eating her out. She screams, "I'M GONNA CUM!!!" I feel the wet, sticky liquid pour out into my mouth. I swallow all of it, and then we start oral, our tongues swirling against each other. We lay there. "Round two, Chelsea?"
Man, that sex story makes me horny!
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