Usually a face that you use when saying "dur" or "duh". A gesture.
n. Person who mistakenly thinks he is a vampire. Individual who dresses like Drakula to emulate a creature of the night.
Gatherings in which vampirism is the primary theme, and those attending are dressed like fang-tards.
A person lacking sense or intelligence.
Hey tard-wang, quit that shit before I slap you upside the head.
1. The population that frequents wal-mart across the country.
2. any rude, obnoxious, barefoot, rednecked, gap-toothed, no-driving, uninsured, uneducated, uncivilized, slipper-wearing, wife-beating, Bud-chugging mongoloid seen in Wal-Mart or in Wal-Mart's parking lot.
I hate going grocery shopping. There are wal-tards everywhere!
I almost ran over a wal-tard on their cell phone..I fucking hate wal-mart!
This refers to 90% of women and there inability to make logical and common sense decisions.
The only way to deal with them is to treat every woman as a she-tard till proven otherwise.
How? Explain things to them like you would a blonde and hope they dont make a mistake
Who would have thought such a she-tard could have locked herself in the car?!?!?!?!
An amusing bufoon, whose foolish antics, though entertaining are tainted with personal shame.
Don was the class clown. Don stuck pencils up his nose, and made the class laugh, however, Don tripped on his loose shoe laces and impacted the pencils into his head and had to go to the nurse. What an ard-tard!
Someone who is smart in one area and retarded in another.
My friend is smart when it comes to many things, but retarded when it comes to others...so she is my smart-tard friend.