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The strange, often concerning behaviour that many people exhibit following a break up with their significant other, and/or in response to the jealousy of seeing them with someone else, in an attempt to cover up how broken they are deep down.
It usually consists of trying to act happy, and like everything is perfectly normal, psychologically blind to the fact that they are acting anything but normal.
Named for the behaviour Ross Geller exhibits in the "Friends" episode "The One Where Ross is Fine"
"Man, Matt just broke up with Stephanie yesterday and this morning he invited me to a concert next week and started talking about his plans to become a YouTuber! Is he ok?"
"He will be, man. He's just got Ross-is-fine syndrome. Give him some time to grieve"
When a ross talks about sucking someones cock or makes joke about sex
Adam: is he gay?
Emil: no its just ross de pedo.
Adam: oh.
Emil; ben is fucking gay.
Adam; no hes ross de pedo.
Absolutely awesome. There are almost no words to describe him. He is perfect, handsome, amazing, Loyal and Brave. He is extremely talented and has bulging Muscles.
Sam Ross-Asplet is not described by words.
There's not just one way to define Ross. The number of ways to define someone will never be sufficient enough to actually do that in full. Yet here we all are, trying to give a verbal definition to Ross. Alright, enough of the boring talk, let's get to the man of the hour, shall we. He's one of the most interesting and intriguing people you will ever meet. The ambition, the drive, the motivation! This charismatic green eyed man will blow you away. He's a person that you can trust, which is seemingly rare nowadays. You will learn so much from this intelligent individual. And most importantly, you'll enjoy each other's company like there's no tomorrow. So if you happen to come across Ross - don't be shy, say what you mean, maybe play him some songs on the ukulele because he might like that (but before you do, make sure you actually know how to play the darn thing). He's unforgettable.
Alright, I've given you a taste. I'm not about to just tell you everything. The rest is for you to find out once you actually get to know him. IF you get to know him, for not everyone gets that luxury ;)
Good luck finding Ross, because there's only one.
*mic drop*
Example A;
1 - "Ross, do you like climbing water towers?"
2 - "I don't like climbing water towers - I LOVE climbing water towers"
1 - "yeah me too, and I also like falling on cars"
2 - "you're into some weird shit, you know that?"
1- *Smiles smugly* "and don't you forget it"
Example B; And that's how the one and only - Ross came into my life
Once every NBA Season, fans will open their phones and will unexpectedly see Terrance Ross perform one of the most absolutely disgusting dunks they’ve ever seen in their life.
Have you guys checked Instagram yet? It’s Terrance Ross day!
Doing shrooms and then getting naked and painting like BOB ROSS outside
I'm Bob Ross On a Sunday-ing this weekend
A special species of Walrus of the order: Anura (Toad), family: Aegithalidae (Long Tailed Tits). It is often known to get drunk on the sea water in which it lives. In this delirious state, it donkey punches the blue whale (Order: Heather, Family: Spurr). Known to be of low fidelity, it is often hunted down by the Japanese Swordfish adept in the Ninja Arts of the Underwater.
That guy is such a jerk, he's like a Samuel Ross-Gower.
Only Samuel Ross-Gower could tap worse ass!!