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To fuck a bitch real hard. To have wild, rough sex with a girl.
*sees hot girl* ''man im gonna tear that shit up boi!''
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Going through a lot of pain and struggles but still made it through it .
I gave my blood sweat and tears just to make it this far.
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tears cryed from the Japs eye after an encounter with filthy scrubber
(Swansea accent) Christ i bunted that midget last week and been crying man tears ever since. I better get down the docs for some antibiotics before the wizard's wand falls off
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When someone you hate or someone annoying cries. So you drink their tears. Typically they cry so much you fill a mug with tears and drink it.
i haven't seen a result for this, so i decided to created just for the Urban Dictionary Mug
Annoying Douchebag You Hate: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: drinks tears
You: your tears here.
Initially, a slang for the produce of male reproductive system, which is semen. This, however, has occasionally been accompanied with a controversy where apparently female internet users (mostly of Twitter and Tumblr), who had no prior knowledge of the collocation's meaning were baited into bying merchandise designed by (allegedly 4chan) trolls, displaying the said words, followed by sudden and unpleasant discovery of the definition of them. A mass hysteria was caused, following by some heavily moderated popular websites posting their own definition of the phrase in question, which is literal and often claimed as original. This has gone as far as some of the victims trying to copypaste the latter to The Urban Dictionary to try and override the existing descriptions.
- Lol I have this groupmate Olga, you know what she posted yesterday on Twitter?
- I don't have an acc there. What was it anyway.
- She flexed a "male tears" mug
- No way
- I know right? Shall we tell her?
- Lmao I'll pretty sure she'll figure out herself soon enough
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When a white girl (or boy) cries in difficult situations to get themselves out of it and for everybody to comfort them.
Largely seen when the topic of racism is brought up and the white girl refuse to admit that what she did was wrong so she cries in hoping that people will feel sorry for her instead of comforting whoever she offended.
This works most of the time since people are made to feel empathic towards white women who cry, and will tell off whoever hurt her feelings for being such a meanie.
English teacher: Stacy, get out of this classroom for cursing.
Stacy: Thats not fair!! *starts to cry white girl tears*
Rest of the class: Wow the English teacher is such a bitch!
White girl: *parades around in Native American warbonnet and puts on war paint* I always wanted to be Indian!!! :D
Native American: We're called Native American. And you're being racist because not all of use wear warbonnets and they are consider to be sacred to those who do.
White girl: Omg, but I cant be racist cause I dont hate you Indians and Im doing this to honor your people!! *cries white girl tears*
Native: Its still racist no matter what your intentions ar-
Wave of people: Omg how can you be so mean?!? She wasnt doing it to mock you people god, you are such a racist for calling her racist!!! Its people like you who keeps racism alive!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
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(noun) when men whine, bitch or otherwise complain; when men can't make up their minds to hit it, date it or leave it. Basically, when men aren't "men," when they become 1950's housewives. When any of these actions occur, MAN TEARS are produced. Some women find this to be a turn off. When Man Tears are produced, some women may bottle them up, refrigerate them, and throw 'em back like a shot. After that, "it's on to the next one."
male Coldplay fan. "I hooked up with this dude last night, and then found out he listened to Coldplay. Then he said he couldn't wait until I met his mom. I laughed and drank his Man Tears!"
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