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On craig

When you put something on craig and don't follow up with it, you must put semen on a cracker and eat it.

Boy: she called you hot on craig
Girl: I never said that, now you gotta eat a cracker

by Shrek_papi9 April 27, 2023


craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting

by Sexydimma January 22, 2012


craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.

by Sexydimma January 16, 2012


Craiged

craiged means extremely drunk or hungover. The next stage after drunk.

Gosh I was so craiged last night

by Craigedmaster June 16, 2018


Craiged

To transfer someone's own panic on to another, causing flapping.

I was already stressed and then he Craiged me!

by Mamma fun sponge October 6, 2020


craig willacy

defender of blakelaw, snipper of dustys, crusader of ketamine

"you sniffed that much ketamine?! you are a real craig willacy!"

by Benlikeslily September 24, 2023


My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 6, 2024