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old mcdonalds had a farm
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mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
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with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y
there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
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waiter: here's your mcdonald special meal
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh
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When somebody believes that absolute power is absolutely powerful and absolutely awesome to wield. They often say things such as, "The reality is, those that have the votes, win. It is what it is."
Joyce McDonald's are usually jaded because they spend most of their adults lives without power but once they get power they spend years getting off on it to the disgust of everyone around them.
When the nobles orchestrated a coup at the castle they started acting all Joyce Mcdonald-like, usurping all power especially when it was inappropriate.
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The best fucking basketball player ever in the whole fucking world, hes so fucking sexy and hot.
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A day you can eat as much McDonald's as you want and not get call fat April 22th
Him your fat
Her you can't call her it McDonald's day
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Chinese hot hip female high school or junior high students who spend their lunchtime in McDonald's in Guangzhou. Part of their job at that time is to bond with friends and peacock. They are tiny bimbos actually.
A: Look at that chick over there. What a McDonald's princess!
B: You are right. She is really hot.
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Much like the Piledriver, you have your partner keep her legs spread and you mash a mcdonald's meal in her colon while you persistently shove straws in her pussy.
Ms. Berg, Not another Mcdonald's Piledriver! Nooooo!
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Every wonder why the colors are Red, Yellow, and White? The answer is simply it is the combination of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise. Don't ask why they were simply bored, and very very high.
Look for the SIGNS, the SIGNS are EVERYWHERE. All you have to do is believe. McDonalds Colors
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