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If you don't know you'r already miles behind
"Your not exactly streets behind your more miles behind"
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how fast ludacris drives so that everyone can see his down ass ride.
Damn, nigga, with a ride like that,, you gotsta drive two miles an hour!
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There's no official club of that name, it's just an expression, meaning sex aboard an aircraft in flight. It happens on nearly all flights, mostly with the hottest air hostesses.
There was a really hot air hostess on my flight here. The others around us appeared to be asleep, or at least lost in their thoughts, so she pulled down her nickers, wrapped my blanket around her hips, climbed on my lap, and together we joined the mile high club.
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Having sex while flying on the wings of a pterodactyl.
While flying to New Orleans on a pterodactyl's wings I screwed a random lady, while in action a boy yelled, "mommy why is your butt in my face." His mom replied,"Billy give me a second, I'm joining the mile high club."
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a rule stating that if you are more than 50 miles away from the person you are dating then all faithfulness to your significant other is null and void. Similar to out of sight out of mind.
Sally said she was enacting the 50 mile rule when she went home with random far away bar guy.
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A person with a monumental forehead(whether naturally like that, due to a bad hairline or a receding hairline).
No matter the width or length of the head.
"Your haircut sucks, your barber don't like you haha"
"Who are you cussing with your raindrops keep falling on my head, x games ramp, 8 mile drawback, 'God LIKES all his children', hairline?"
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All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut
If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree
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