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The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy
Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda
ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon
someone: wow whos that badass trash panda?
me: oh thas Rocket raccoon
When one is so high on the gange they cease to function like a normal person, i.e. snapping awkwardly to music and philosophizing poorly to anyone who will listen
"Last night you wouldn't let us play anything but "Major Tom", but all you did was sway awkwardly to it. You were defs on your rocket"
When a human let's out a massive fart resembling the sound of a rocket lifting off.
Damnnnnnn Ari just let out an extreme booty rocket
A woman quick to give up the pussy
That chick was a snatch rocket I may need to get tested
chick magnet that is a motorcycle
yo that crotch rocket gets so many bitches !!!
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What my boyfriend did on a date.
(I plug his nose just to annoy him)
(He holds his breath and pushes with his nose)
(I let go - stupidly - only to get snot ALL OVER ME in a RESTAURANT)
Disgusting.
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