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Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.
Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!
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The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.
William had several helpings of Mexican food last night and now he's three shits to the wind.
The Three Stooges Syndrome is a vast range of diseases so great in fact that they cancel each other out.
In the TV Show "The Simpsons" Charles Montgomery Burns contracted this disease and is diagnosed at Mayo Clinic.
There's so many bugs they cancel each other out Three Stooges Syndrome style.
The act of Three Males displaying there masculinity to a Female. The Male who impresses the Female the most will earn her respect and she will treat winner to sexual pleasure
OK Mate's lets have a THREE WAY DISPLAY to show this lady what she wants.
Put down a three (3)
to masturbate.
the third type of male body excretion.
to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.
a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".
"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."
"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."
"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"
When you meet a girl at the bar and sleep with her and then decide it would be bad of you to not see her again. You then proceed to date her for 3 months.
Q: Wow is that your girlfriend?
A: WHAT?!?! No! I picked her up from the bar three months ago...its just a three month stand.