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An app for those who need a sense of peace or tranquillity while they are doing their business, by listening to some soothing or classical music, wise biblical verses or warnings, or worldly advice from successful businesspersons or celebrities.
The subscription-based version of the toilet app not only feeds you with daily spiritual and worldly nuggets from the best brains around the globe, but also tells you which clean or dirty public toilets in your vicinity still have advertisement space to promote your products or services.
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When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom
I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.
A person who repeatedly gives bad or cheap gifts on Christmas.
Another chia pet? Aunt Martha is a real toilet Santa.
When you are on the toilet and you take a shit sometimes water will splash your asshole therefor making it a toilet splash.
Bro I took shit and the toilet splashed my ass I don’t even need to wipe.
The rim around a womans vigina that has scabes all over and is constantly wet.
When she pulled down her pantis there was a crusty toilet!
A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders
"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.
Simon died because he got stuck playing Toilet Tennis.