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Little known defense in the game of "rock, scissors, paper". It is made by aiming the open palm of your hand at your opponent and curling the fingers to represent claws. The defense of tiger hand beats paper, but is defeated by both rock (which crushes tiger hand) and scissors (which stab tiger hand).
..Tiger hand claws paper, I win.
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The act of rubbing your own hand around your sweaty ball-sack, then shaking someone else's hand with the aforementioned hand smothered in bollock sweat.
Tom: Hey, how was talking to Harry?
Dick: OK, I gave him the old Sack Hand'.
Tom: Hahaha.
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The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.
Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.
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Satisfying only one's immediate needs because of lack of money.
We were nearly broke at that time, and living hand-to-mouth.
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The act of a girl blocking any advance of guy trying to remove her undergarments in the dark. Typically consists of strategic chops around the waste area while she is kissing. Always done in the dark with pinpoint accuracy no matter how intoxicated she may be.
Erin was giving Matt Ninja Hands all night long.
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The smell of your hands after you scratch your balls. Must scratch for a good 5 minutes.
You tried that didn't you?
Tanner: Hey Man, smell my hand.
Jacob: Uhh...okay...
Tanner: *Giggling* What do they smell like?
Jacob: Uhh.....Cinnamon! Mmmmmm.
Tanner: 0_o
Tanner had cinnamon hands!
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