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a huge piece of shit that doesn't wanna flush/and or clogs the the toilet bowl.
wtf did you do to the toilet man!!! this shit won't flush!!! you took a super turd, didn't you?!?
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A nickname given to one with characteristics pertaining to immense social annoyance, homosexuality, and overall negative energy that is also hereditary.
When asked a simple question, turd-douche will reply with a complex answer that is incorrect through common sense. Ultimately leading the conversation in an unnecessary direction. Such as a subjects already covered.
The Turd-douche insisted on informing everyone that he learned "Smoke On the Water" on his alto-saxophone. Repeating the phrase in a high, nasally voice, managing to piss everyone off in record time.
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An apple iPad wall charging unit.
"Hey have you seen my wall turd?" said Peyton
"Get that wall turd out of my face!" said Marion
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1. The thin remains of a turd that dont flush the first time, and usually sink to the bottom.
2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.
1. -twinx- hey eric, i was takin a crap yesterday reading man on man action, and i got up, flushed the toilet, and those nasty turd flakes were there... so, i tried to flush it.
-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!
2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.
-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!
-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.
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Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.
Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.
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n. Ass, Booty, behind.
From the movie "Glory Daze".
She's got a nice turd cutter on her.
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A homosexual poacher of human feces; a poo-pilferer. Allternately, a rectum-robber who has a penchant for feces during gay sex.
"Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!"
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