A mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. Majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. Some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. All majestic unicorns are asexual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.
I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.
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A unicorn lover is normally a very dorky person who subscribes to websites that consist of ponies and unicorns. Although some can be very strange and you may not understand their obsession, some may be very cool. They may not care what other people think and carry on with their passion for the horned horse.
"Did you see her lunchbox? She must be a unicorn lover."
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This is the extension of your middle finger in response to a person who causes an awkward situation or silence by saying or doing something stupid.
Roland: Jill called Cheddi gay in front of everyone yesterday.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.
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Unicorn Porn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. If you know what unicorn porn is, you will also know what "cornify" means. An example of unicorn porn (that is safe for work) unicornponyporn.com
Bill watched unicorn porn last night, he couldn't stop hitting that "cornify" button.
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Framboise Lambic. As described by the ever-lovely Joanna Newsom.
'My favourite drink would be frmboise lambic, because it tastes like unicorn tears.
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A mythical creature that no-one has ever seen.
"Have you ever heard the story of the Unicorn Dragon?"
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The sperm of a unicorn has magical properties in which the "catcher" can start to read peoples' minds and even input thoughts into the minds of others; it can even go as far as reaching the person's dreams (inception-like symptoms)
Roommate 1: "Dude, what the hell is unicorn sperm doing in a baby food can in our refrigerator?"
Roommate 2: "No."
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