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The act of cleaning ones own spunken off the seats of their parents Qashqai
I just had a hot affair with my hand and now I’m getting some wipes
A plan by Father Elijah to destroy the NCR & Legion,by unleashing the Sierra Madre's technology upon the wasteland,such as the cloud.
"Sources of food, supplies, medical assistance, ammo, make more collars, even print currency! Make a nation. The Cloud allows me to wipe the slate clean."
basically a tissue with hand sanitizer on it.
"Hey do you have a Clorox wipes?"
"No but you can make a 'ghetto Clorox wipe'."
"Wat's that?"
"Just get some hand sanitizer and put it on a tissue."
The term, after pooping on the toilet, used to describe a situation where one has to wipe their rear end with toilet paper many times until they are done. The term is derived from the American rapper Sir Mix A Lot.
Man, that bathroom trip was definitely a Sir Wipes A Lot for me. I'll never eat too many beans again!
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1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.
Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."
"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
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A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.
My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.
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a person who smokes meth (tweeker) whos only contribution to the smoke session is providing the wet-nap(wet-wipe),often used to wipe the pipe on after each hit.At times these types will subsitute any thing for a wipe;their clothing,couches,bed sheets,carpet,ect. just for the possibility of being in the session(getting high).
sorry pal, u cant be in our smoke session any more cause your just a pipe wipe hype.
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