a fuckn dickhead who doesnt give aiden the good cheese and salami role and is a god in bed with his big ass willy that slays the ladies and leaves them sore for ages
Damn my pussy hurts, must of got fucked by a dylan
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i'm going to tickle your toes.
Dylan says: I'm going to tickle your toes
Girl Says: You look like a button
Dylan Says: I skipped school to get my sack right
Girl Says: You look like a pineaple on a tree come skip my sack right now
Dylan says: Okay you potato fucker baby girl
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GIANT COCK, white dinosaur, likes to say *rawer*XD, loves to role play, might be transgender, like loli hentia and boku no pico, likes to tongue kiss girls named Hanna. Might suck your Dick for 5 dollars.
Guy:Hey Dylan.
Dylan: 10 bucks ill let you put you Dick in my ass.
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A nice guy who likes memes a LOT.
Ex: Oh god Dylan is gonna talk about memes again... RUN BEFORE THE CHUNGUS GETS US
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