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Greasy Banana

When a banana is wedged into a females anus, and then peeled and eaten by another female.

Bob: How was prom last nigh, Zeke?

Zeke: It was okay, there were a lot crazy people there...

Bob: I heard Samantha gave Mary a greasy banana.

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 4, 2011


broke as bananas

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.

Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.

by SuperEboy December 24, 2012


Distance banana

When someone offers you a banana from afar; for example, across a crowded room.

“Did you just hear Greg offer me a distance banana in front of everyone?”

by Dirty Matty May 8, 2019


banana splitters

The bright yellow, protective cover guards that come on both the Charger and the Challenger. Mopar heads refuse to remove these after receiving their car although they’re supposed to. Their bright yellow, offensive appearance has led people to call them “bananas” or “banana splitters.”

Do you see that mopar idiot? He still has his fuckin’ banana splitters on.

by Angel Nichole July 18, 2021


Banana God

The Belief of that there is a great banana in the sky looking down at you!

Belief In the Banana God !

by Waiting Ninja March 11, 2018


Banana shoulder

Constant joyful paranoia

“Kevin’s got a case of banana shoulder” “ oh, yeah I know he has been having joyful paranoia all morning due to the fact he could get a rim job any second”

by Poopsnitch69 March 23, 2023


Spiked banana

A spiked banana is an uncircumcised cock

Did u know Rick has a spiked banana?

No, but I guess it is #notrim

by Dylan Norman Maxedon October 26, 2017