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When 2 stright men spend time together
hanging out
man-date
Roberta's husband and my husband are going on a man date today.
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The date at which food starts smelling bad, thus becoming inedible. This is normally several days after the sell by date.
Husband: Where is the bread?
Wife: I chucked it out, it was well past it's Smell By Date.
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When you're only dating somebody for their dick
"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"
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when an interaction with someone is both a date and not a date, due to one party not clearly defining it as such beforehand
man: this is one of the nicest dates I've been on in a long time
woman: oh, um, is this a date?
man: I mean, I thought it was
woman: I thought we were just friends catching up
man: well, I called you last night to confirm we were still meeting up, which I only do for dates
woman: well, you didn't actually say it was a date
friend: yeah, it was a schroedinger's date. sorry, man.
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A sushi date is a time when a man and women, most preferred lucy and Aidan, go out to sushi train and the man pays
Owen- when you go on your sushi date how do you cut your sushi? Do you put the soy sauce in the sushi or on top of it?
Aidan- shut up
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Verb
When used in blogging or chat, "Dated(euphemism)" is used to mock, criticize, or show dislike for a couple who are going out.
The euphemism in parenthesis is a way to give your opinion that there is/was no love in the relationship, but rather it is/was just based on sex and lust.
It is a very mean thing to write about another person, (but funny)
Can be used in present, past, or future tenses
A blog:
After John Doe broke up with Jane last week, he Dated (Euphemism) his new neighbor Jessica. Surprisingly, the relationship did not last.
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Binge Dating: To go on dates with several different people within the first couple years after ending a long-term monogamous relationship.
"Her marriage of 5 years ended in May so now she's binge dating"
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