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A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.
Dude #1, sitting down:
Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!
Dude #2:
That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.
When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.
I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.
Meaning to be happy or excited in a sarcastic way.
Example 1 - I am so happy, I am farting rainbows
Example 2 - gee... your not having fun, because I am farting rainbows over here.
When you break the wind, but without making a single noise doing so.
Jake silent farted last night and left everybody confused on why it started to smell so bad all of a sudden.
Usually after a big turkey meal; aka Thanksgiving, it's the rotten stench created in your rectum and peaked with its pressure release. These special farts are well defined with a pungent turkeyish shit smell.
Man, that dinner was awesome, but grandma is killing me with her turkey farts...
Thats the shit i dont like!
🎵 A FART NIGGA, THATS THE SHIT I DONT LIKE!🎵
involuntarily passing runny faeces whilst breaking wind, often the precursor to a ringburner.
"That's the last time i wash your y-fronts Phillip", said Elizabeth angrily, "you keep doing those dreadful liquid farts."