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An earth shattering fart so disgustingly raunchy and ratchet that one must feel bad for the chair and/or wall that once stood, before the catastrophe occurred. In some cases the 'Seismic fart' can destroy an entire study session, leaving behind trace amounts of fallout that can last for days.
Devin: Hey Luke, what was the atomic weight for Germanium?
Luke: Oh yeah it was --
*Seismic fart rips through the air*
Luke: Never mind that, we need to search for survivors now!
Devin: agreed!
Slang for something seemingly magical that eventually backfires.
The plan seemed like a sure fire moneymaker but revealed itself to consist only of leprechaun farts.
Meaning to be happy or excited in a sarcastic way.
Example 1 - I am so happy, I am farting rainbows
Example 2 - gee... your not having fun, because I am farting rainbows over here.
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When you break the wind, but without making a single noise doing so.
Jake silent farted last night and left everybody confused on why it started to smell so bad all of a sudden.
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Usually after a big turkey meal; aka Thanksgiving, it's the rotten stench created in your rectum and peaked with its pressure release. These special farts are well defined with a pungent turkeyish shit smell.
Man, that dinner was awesome, but grandma is killing me with her turkey farts...
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Thats the shit i dont like!
🎵 A FART NIGGA, THATS THE SHIT I DONT LIKE!🎵
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involuntarily passing runny faeces whilst breaking wind, often the precursor to a ringburner.
"That's the last time i wash your y-fronts Phillip", said Elizabeth angrily, "you keep doing those dreadful liquid farts."
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