To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.
"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"
The type of person who lives at 2020 west gate drive In logansport Indiana and who has a mom named Jessica cozzelo who leaves for work at 7 am and gets back at 2 pm
Hey I’m Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett and you probably know everything about me!
amazing, funny, cute, happy person,
Friend: "Hey you're a possibly alan!" You: "Thank you man!"
An ALAN TRACEY Is a - gay loser who has no real friends, just other gay losers online. An alan tracey enjoys talking about boring shit while nobody is paying attention but he or she doesn't mind they love the sound of their own stupid voice. Plays alot of video games.
Shut up alan tracey !
Oh god its alan!
Haha your ugly but not as ugly as alan tracey!
The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.
Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith
Alan Polanco is the hottest guy that ever lived he is the nicest person on the planet and really friendly
Alan Polanco was found in school and doesn’t know I like him 😒
(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic
"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"