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Gets Goosebumps When XRP Drops .01 cent. will ask you for the .15 you owe him. price of gold is up? he will know the day before
Works out everyday gets fatter
may be morman or jewish hard to tell
thinks he knows how to cook
sike
doesnt
When fucking idiot gay Alan can't play video games right so you lose
"Shit, we're losing, Alan diff."
So, a soul less creature with no sense of living in this world.
If u can imagine a living joke, you can call it as alan apx.
This species of shit is very rare, and you wont get it in normal world.
You can find it in a gutter.
Ohh an alan apx, WOW so rare kind of shit.
He’s the literally the real darth vader
LOOK ITS THE REAL ALAN AGUIRRE
Such a name only belongs to the sexiest of closet bois. Jerry Alan is a person who knows all of your sexual life and will do unspeakable things to you if you get no maidens. Although, Jerry Alan will treat you better than any other woman and will accompany all your sexual and everyday needs as long as you don't complain in bed. Moans also increase his testosterone during SEX. Also, Jerry Alan can get a little rough, so you may need to offer your life.
"Don't keep Jerry Alan waiting, he's in the closet. Good luck, you'll need it."
The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.
Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith
Alan Polanco is the hottest guy that ever lived he is the nicest person on the planet and really friendly
Alan Polanco was found in school and doesn’t know I like him 😒