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after fucking a girl anally when you have successfully cumed in her ass she starts farting
G:I think you should give me an alaskan bubble blower
B:FINALLY!!!!
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the alaskan prank call is a sexual stunt being used all around the world. It is when a man cums all over a cell phone, sets it on vibrate, and shoves it up a girls ass. He then calls the cell phone to vibrate to the womans delight.
hey did u hear about that alaskan prank call i gave debra? no but i heard girls really like those.
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a sexual act in which a woman gives a man a blow job, as he ejaculates he shuts the womans mouth and whispers into her hear "I have syphilis", because of her astonishment, the cum comes out of her nose - - it looks like a dragon.
that girl was S'ing my D and I gave her the ol' Alaskan Fire Dragon - when it came out her nose... man, dudes.
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Alaskan blow torch is were a male dips his penis in kerosene and proceeds to light his dick on fire and a female extinguish's His dick with her mouth.
"I have kerosene, so why not do the alaskan blow torch!"
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semen; gak; man milk; slime; penis putty; cum; splooge; cock slobber; the great white gumbo; egg drop soup; and paste.
This bitch ate enough alaskan pollywog soup to keep her fat all winter.
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When you cum in a girls ass, then demand said female to fart it out into your hand. You then proceed to smack her in the face with your cummy hand. Thus, The Alaskan Snow Crab.
"dude, I alaskan snow crabbed that bitch so good."
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When you step in your own ejaculation, usually aiming to coat the bottom of your foot in it. Then you place said foot in a females face and she licks the ejaculate off the bottom of your foot.
Jeff: I'm going to the University of Alaska
Chris: What is there to do in Alaska?
Jeff: Well, you can snow shoe
Chris: I gave your sister an Alaskan Snow Shoe!
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