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The name for the lustful eye usually given by the dirty, old uncle usually directed at the underage daughter or niece.
Also a name for the "I want to have sex with you because you look underage" look.
The dirty version of "pretty eyes".
Little Lady Student: Teacher, teacher!! A strange, looking mexican across the street was giving me the Dirty Al. He gave me the creeps!!
Teacher: Dammit!! I told my husband to stay at home!!
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It's a popular myth that Al Gore said he invented the internet, when he actually said "I took the initiative in *creating* the internet."
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big ginger guy, hung like a horse, bangs like a jackhammer, loves dvda, and is famous for having a biswang on live tv!!
my god, i saw big al yesterday, man id luv to shag him!
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A very sexy handsome guy. Also the best hockey player around. Loves everything to do to with hockey and has a hot ass!
Hey AL-D are you going to play hockey later?
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The Environmentalist wacko who pretends to be Jesus, and claims to have invented the Internet. Also known as a general dick head.
"Hey, did you see that pile of dog shit on the sidewalk?"
"You mean Al Gore?"
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Former vice president of the United States and former congressman. He is best known for his claim of having been a mind behind the internet, as spoken by himself: "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet."
Gore was elected to congress in 1976, seven years after the first internet transmission occurred at UCLA in 1969.
Though not claiming to have "invented" the internet, his claim is similar to that of anyone adding something so minorly substantial to something and claiming to have helped invent it.
Al Gore, who believes himself to have helped create the internet, is in fact only lying. One can see further examples of this by watching his new movie, An Inconvenient Truth.
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A phrase used to describe a situation or experience that was fun, enjoyable, cool, etc. Most commonly used in Italian cuisine to describe when pasta is ready to eat.
That club last night was al dente.
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