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Artist's Burden

Seeing flaws in ones own work that others don't notice.

M: Man don't be like that, your painting is perfect!

N: But I did the nose wrong and the forehead's too big... Sorry, guess it's just an Artist's Burden.

by Noah.Theatre January 6, 2016


Cock artist

A term used to describe someone (in my own case a female) who is very good at pleasuring cocks. If an artist is good/an expert with doing art, a cock artist is an expert with cocks. A good cock artist will find the sensitive parts on a cock and utilise them for her own/the receivers benefit. She will guage this by the receivers reaction as he is touched in various places, by his breathing, his heart rate, his facial expression (unless it's dark), how he moves, his own body in response. Importantly, a good cock artist takes the time to get to know a new cock. She will likely be intelligent so able to do this quite quickly. Good times.

Guy 1: "Dude, how's it going with that new girlfriend"
Cock artist receiver: "oh it's great, I've just found out she is such a great cock artist"
Guy 1: "what the fuck is a cock artist"
Cock artist receiver: "she's great with cocks, like not in a filthy way, but in a sensitive way"

by Dr.Anonymous28 February 10, 2016


Snuff Artist

Someone who cannot hack an after party and goes home early.

Louis carr is a snuff artist

by Chedevans July 29, 2021


Mercenary artist

An artist, typically online, who will accept any paid commission, regardless of the content of the request or the commissioner.

"Why would anyone draw something this tasteless?"
"They're a mercenary artist, they'll do anything for the right price."

by DefinitelyNotABurner November 5, 2022


Comikaze Artist

An artist that googles images of a subject then uses parts from all the images to create a new version of the original.

My tattoo artist makes my images unique because she is a comikaze artist.

by Tattoo Kim 1.3 September 27, 2023


Artist Eye Syndrom

The fact that an Artist's perception of art, including their perception of their own art, evolves overtime; thusly making their not so recent artwork look bad, even though when they were making it, they believed it looked good.

Artist Eye Syndrom effectively renders any piece of art an Artist makes a temporary source of enjoyment for themselves but a semi-permanent source of enjoyment for others.

Art Enjoyer: Oh wow! What an amazing piece of art. You made it two years ago, right?
Artist: Yeah, but I don't really like it anymore... I think it looks kinda bad now.
art Enjoyer: Oh... must be your Artist Eye Syndrom kicking in...

by AxelSeven February 20, 2022


cultural/artistic achievement

Something with less value than a human life.

I would never risk my life for a cultural/artistic achievement.

by GMO Expert March 7, 2024