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A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy related to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees, dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last things these fairies would do. These gentil beings use their magnificent wands to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and give lots of kisses on the cheeks.
Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon-yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.
When you’re so surprised or excited for something, especially when you aren’t expecting it.
*Beyoncé releases a surprise album*
Me: OMG I AM SO BALD!
Unintelligent, disrespectful beastful and lack of hair, closed mind fucks.
“STOP YOUR SHIT YOUR BEING BALD JERRY”
the time where your friends hair fell out while they were pooping.
"Hey girl why u bald"
"I pooped"
Your hair fled your scalp to escape the smell of your shit for brains.
Hym "Bwahahahahaha! AHA! Bald! Baaaaaaaaaald!"
Bro did u hear alpha bio shaved his head? Hes totally bald now