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n. That which intoxicates a male in the throes of new infatuation leaving him senseless, useless and wishy-washy. The affected individual may lose all desire for any human contact other than with the object of his desire. Symptoms may include glazed eyes, thousand yard stare and a compulsion to divulge details of recent sexploits with anyone who will listen. Immediate effects of beaver narcotics are post coital pliability and a desire to turn all possessions and free will over to the pussy pusher.
See also: Pussy Whipped, and Snatch Trapped
ex. "Hey, we haven't seen Marvin in a while. What's his deal?"
Dude, you don't know? He's all strung out on Beaver Narcotics. He's willed everything to his new girlfriend, Dorcas. I think he's been snatch-trapped.
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Australian slang for Take it easy, Relax, Calm down, Don't worry, Cheer up
Beaver smile Adam, it does not worth it.
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A place where women go to get their pubic hair trimmed.
Hey I'm heading to the beach this weekend, better make an appointment at the beaver salon.
Ewww I found a bunch of hairs on the toilet seat, what does she think this is some sort of beaver salon?
Oh girlfrind you better head to the beaver salon with that sasquatch between your legs.
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When the loose portions (lips) of a womans vagina slap/clap when vigorously jumping up and down.
The dancer on the full nude strip bar stage had a severe case of slapping beaver.
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beaver punch is when you punch a girl or woman in the beaver(pussy)
dude i beaver punched ur mom last night!
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A chill dubstep song by Dub Zero. Pretty high end if you ask me.
Yo, have you listened to nice beaver? Its sick.
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When feeding the beavers, a wall of logs is built, trapping all the water inside the dam.
(To block the toilet with an abnormal sized turd)
Jim: Hey Bob!!! Do you have a plunger? Theres a beavers dam up here!!
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