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The kids you had to sit/stand by in grade school because your last names were next to each other in the alphabet.
Yeah, he and I were alphabet buddies in fourth grade.
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Interjection for expressing apologies to a close person.
Sorry buddy, I am sorry dude, sorry for that.
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It's basically friends with benefits!!!
Hey do you want to be my bus buddy
Sure when do we shag
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Like "cock blocking" but instead, it's a friend that, for whatever reason keeps the other two friends of a three friend group from becoming close.
*3 friends get into fight, 2 have been hanging out*
Best friend #1: "Why didn't we become bestfriends before now?"
Best friend #2: "I think (insert friends name) has been buddy blocking us!!"
Friend: "Oopsie." 😳
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A person who always try's to claim fame from what a friend or "buddy" is doing or accomplishing.
Friend 1:" Hey man yall need to come down to our detail shop and get touched up. We will take care of yall, on mamas cuzz!"
Friend 2: "Foreal cuzz? You and who got the detail shop and where it's at?"
Friend 1: " Oh it's me, whoopty woo, whatchamacallit, and ole' boys spot down on the avenue. We all put our money together and got it."
Friend 2:"Damn cuzz that's what's up! Me and cuzz right here will be down there in about an hour, stay up Pimp!"
Friend 3: "man that nigga full of shit! I rapped to whoopty woo earlier this morning and he said it's him, whatchamacallit, and ole' boys shop. He say he let cuzz wash a few cars to get some change in his pocket. That nigga always buddy hustling around here!"
Friend 2: "Ha! Ha! You niggas is silly!"
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The act of two people simultaneously urinating vertically whilst consuming the other persons urine. Like bubbling however this ones about the team. Can be used in any group two or larger. To Buddy Buble is the act of conducting a Buddy Bubbler.
Person A - I'm both thirsty and I also need to pee. The problem is I have nothing to drink and no where to pee, what am I to do?
Person B - Me too, should we make a Buddy Bubbler?
Person A - sweet, you have satisfied my every need and I don't feel bad about drinking my own piss. I also appreciate that I dont need to touch your penis or look you in the eye.
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A small sized human friend that fits in your pocket. Usually someone so adorable that you just want to shrink them down and keep them.
Brianna: Oh my gosh, Leo is so cute! I just want to have him as a pocket buddy!
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