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a loudmouth obnoxious clown featured on a local TV show on the cool cartoon strip and TV Saturday morning series Garfield. Garfield the fat cat, on his cartoon show hosts the feature "Screaming With Binky", where Binky is known to come up behind you and scream "HEYYYYY KID!!!!" or something like that, just to startle you. He comes up to a kid building a sand castle and screams at him, demolishing the sand castle. He comes up behind a diamond cutter, screams at him, disrupting his concentration and making him mess up his work. Garfield, ever so sarcastic, finds Binky annoying.
Garfield switches on the tube because it's time to watch the TV show hosted by the obnoxious Binky the Clown.
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A disproportionate or oddly shaped penis that upon being viewed results in uproarious laughter from another or others. Also refers an actual person with a clown dick.
Reginald: Hey baby take a look at my cock... <zip>
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.
or
Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.
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What happened to Sylvia on "Little House..." when I was seven, which then lead to a horrifying 'where do babies come from?' discussion with my mom...
Also explains why I don't like having sex with clowns.
Me: How did the baby get in the girl's stomach?
Mom: She got clown raped.
Me: Huh?
Mom: The clown put his penis in the girl's vagina.
Me: (cries quietly in corner)
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The act of shooting a strong stream of urine directly into one's mouth. This act's name is derived from the carnival game "clown splash" where contestants shoot a water gun into a clown's mouth which blows up a balloon.
She opened her mouth and closed her eyes for the surprise. However, she didn't anticipate the clown splash which drenched her mouth and face as she winced away in shock and disgust.
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The Clown Switcheroo is a sexual action that I do not personally recommend, unless the person in question has wronged you.
The Clown switcheroo is when one person blindfolds their sexual partner and begins to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the one who isn't being penetrated will say they have to go to the bathroom.
He will leave the room, and his friend in a clown suit will enter the room, and begin having anal sex with the blindfolded one. Eventually, the blindfolded one will look around and see a clown.
Hilarity and lawsuits ensue, results may vary.
The Clown Switcheroo is not a recommended activity.
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To be willing/able to drink a lot and goof off. It could also mean just being really game to do something...anything.
You down to clown tonight, brah?
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A person of the female variety who happens to have a rather large vaginal area.
'I could hardly feel myself in her she had such a clowns pocket!'
'Donna's had 4 kids?! She must have a clowns pocket!'
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