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amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 06, 2022


Wet Coat

When your riding that peen and you have no traction. One may have an easy time slipping off.

"Oh, wow Maesha! Last night you were such a wet coat." Said Bradley to Maesha.

by Jack Denial October 30, 2021


glossy top coat

A clear lacquer that dries to a smooth hard glossy finish. The term is applicable in many scopes (e.g. furniture), but it's mostly in reference to nail polishes.

When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!

Abigail: Hey girl how's it g— OMG was is that??
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af 😍
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my glossy top coat
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love 😍😍😍

glossy top coat

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021


blowing coat

hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.

my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.

by word jockey July 05, 2019


coat on

a person with a very hairy back

Whenever i hug you it feels like you have a coat on.
He has such a coat on.

by SATANakaASHY July 30, 2015


Put a coat of paint on it

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about

Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."

Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"

by TheMocker January 16, 2025


Covid Coat-tails

Claiming you have had COVID-19 based on being around or in close contact with a person who’s had COVID-19 to reap the financial and emotional benefits.

Oh Steven? His wife Sally had COVID-19... he’s just riding her covid coat-tails to try to make her buy him things and feel for him. He’s a douche

by Sweaty dirt pig August 06, 2021