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When someones becomes so large and wide they resemble a manhole cover.
1. "Wow! I haven't seen Tricia in a while. What happened to her?"
"She's a manhole cover now, totally blew up!"
Any panties.
She took off her manhole cover and we got busy.
Putting a coin in your foreskin effectively cover your tip
Today I used a toonie as a manhole cover.
Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.
I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.
(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.
(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.
Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...
Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?
Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!
Cigarette packets covered in rattles to shake some sense into smokers
Someone: “Hey bro i just saw your mom smoking ew”
Someone else: “dw bro i put cover rattles on it so she can quit”
Someone: “nice bro”
feed me these chocolate covered strawberries 🍓