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Very large and violent street gang. East Lord Kings a.k.a ELK or AELK started in PA. They focus on drug trafficking, extortion, money laundering, arms trafficking, and murder.
The fourth Largest town in Connecticut (land-wise), nestled in the Connecticut River Valley. It has a population of roughly 8000, and is made up of East Haddam, Moodus, Hadlyme, Millington and Lake Hayward. It is about 20 minutes from anything and is home to a subpar school system that seldom gives back to the community in way of facility use. Within, there is the Gristmill Market and a 7-11 which is either inhabited by pale students who think they're ghetto, or students in their brand new pick up trucks that think they're hicks. There are no stop lights, only two blinking red lights to indicate a stop sign at a four way intersection, and the town is generally not allowed to open any sort of chain or franchise because it is categorized as a historical town.
Made famous by Fox Hopyard golf course, the historical Goodspeed Opera House and the multi-championship winning high school softball team (accredited to the fact that there are hardly any other sports to play in the Nathan Hale-Ray school system), East Haddam has a small tourist population mostly consisting of the elderly in the summer time. There is a bad teen alcohol, teen drug use, and teen un-safe sex problem in East Haddam that most parents tend to ignore or enable, often times accredited to the fact that East Haddam is boring. The Goodspeed Opera House has hosted a few famous people (James Vanderbeek, Julie Andrews) and actor Michael McKean has been said to live in town at one point.
Did you play football in high school?
No...I went to school in East Haddam, CT
Can we have a pizza delivered?
No way! This is East Haddam, CT
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The preppiest public school in the midwest. The girls all strut around with their vera bradley gear. The guys all walk around with their Ralph Lauren shirts and their sperry's. The poser skaters get high before school and sell weed to the preppy girls who all get drunk at anytime possible.
Katlynn goes to Shawnee Mission East, her dad is a lawyer and she lives in Mission Hills. She spends all of her dad's cash on Jack Daniels and doesnt come home on Friday nights.
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the dumbass school that sold a $62,000 trailer for $1 on eBay. Good job Rachael Heath!
Person 1:Did you hear about that trailer at East Stroudsburg South?
Person 2: Hell yeah, what a bunch of dumbasses!
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Pocono Mountain East High School is a place located in Swiftwater, PA. Let's get one thing straight: The school doesn't suck--the people do. Most (if not all) the girls are skanky, and spend most of their time on their knees rather than studying. The boys pretend they like girls when most of them are busy messaging the gay kid on myspace for a hook-up. And best of all is the administration. They're simply a bunch of hypocrites. They say one thing and do another. It's seriously a hot mess. Graduating from this school means you're nowhere NEAR facing the real world, because the curriculum is a joke, and the only thing the school focuses on are those annoying PSSA scores.
Boy: Jeeze, I'm so tired of PSSA's, skanky girls, and closet-cases!
Girl: Damn, you must go to Pocono Mountain East.
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Located in Greenville, NC. ECU is home to 25,000+ students and is the 3rd biggest university in North Carolina. Founded in 1907 as a teacher's college it has grown into a Division I school that has a reputation for a dominant baseball team and a subpar football team even though the team is getting better due to the acquisition of Head Coach Skip Holtz. Also, ECU is known widely for its second to none party scene and was quoted in Playboy Magazine for having the best Halloween party in th nation. Staying in the Playboy mode, Playboy.com ranked ECU #9 in the nation for having the hottest girls. Other quick facts...
Team Name-Pirates...Mascot-Pee Dee the Pirate...Colors-Purple and Gold
Yes, I am a(n East Carolina University) Pirate...
-Jimmy Buffet
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being located very far away from anything.
Holy shit we are way out in east bum fuck.
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