Holtz

A balding loser who dates little girls and narcs on his fellow man.

Hey who snitched on us? Oh, it was that guy HOLTZ. That guy is a bitch ass pussy.

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Lou Holtz

radio-friendly term for the schlong, coined by the sports junkies.

Ever since I waxed my lou holtz, it looks like a Sifl & Olly outtake.

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gabby holtz

A complete babe who is amazing at hockey and when ppl walk past they say "damn who's that fine woman"

I wish I was like Gabby Holtz

Soul Holtz

no gender, only swag

"Soul Holtz? They're an idiot." -ninety percent of the kids at WMS

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holtz bam

1.) When reading chicken scratch, most of the words appear to be written as "holtz bam."

2.) Also, the worst thing one can ever do.

A list created by your boss, as it appears to you:

1. batting cages
2. manager's box
3. back door
4. scag
4. holtz bam