Eat the Goldfish

Go down on a girl, and eat out her insides

Suck a girl's vagina

Stefan: "how was your night last night, with that chick?"

Damon: "awesome, I got to Eat the Goldfish!"

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Eat Shit

The perpetual process of doing nothing productive. Considered a life style by some, it involves procrastinating, smoking weed all the time and generally wasting unused potential.

Want to come over and eat shit?
or
I'm just eating shit at Kyle's house.
I ate shit all weekend.

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eat the dick

phrase used to silence someone usually after saying something retarded. Or just to shut someone up even if they may have a point. Along with the added effect of ruining nearly any setting.

Todd: "Rich, turn the car off you're wasting my battery"
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-

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eat the corn

hmmmmmmmmm..... I thought this would be self explanatory. I think everyone has heard this expression: That chick is so hot that I would eat the corn out of her shit. Well, thats where this comes from. Its just a shorter version.

1) Baby, you sure are lookin fine tonight... in fact you look so fine I'd "eat the corn".

2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".

3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".

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eat out

licking and eating pussy. can be enjoyable for both cuz that shit tastes good and she loves it. it can be fun to cuz theres all kinds of things u can do. u can fuck her with your tongue, lick her clit, cuck her clit, finger her vagina or anus at the same time, play with her boobs at the same time, u can eat her out while she sucks ur dick. the possibilities are endless. and its something real men do. women love it and if u dont do it u should its one of the great things in life

"i love to eat out pussy"
"i ate my girl out for hours last night"

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Eat Pant

The best internet meme. People say ur mom is gay, they say ur dad lesbian, they say ur sister is a mister, they say ur brother is ur mother. I say ur aunt EAT PANT

Me: Ur aunt eat pant.

Joseph: oh dang

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window eating

The act of standing in front of a refrigerator with the door open for an over-excessive amount of time and then closing the door without taking anything. Usually done by picky eaters or one who is bored out of his/her mind.

If your so hungry stop window eating and just grab something!

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