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How fast can you blast

Were you play loud music at 100% volume on headphones while your parent is doing chores around the house and try to cum before someone walks in

Hey bro i did a “how fast can you blast” on my dad and i lost

by Joseph Blackman November 19, 2020

Ernie got Betty down fast.

a way to remember the lines on the treble clef that's much better than the old every good boy does fine.

I couldn't remember the treble lines until somebody came up with Ernie got Betty down fast.

by nobody27330 September 16, 2018

sponge in the holy water real fast

when you are at a wake and are about to cry then you find a sponge in the holy water and you start laughing real fast

When my aunt arlene died i pulled a sponge in the holy water real fast

by j-rob mad fresh June 21, 2010

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Fast food bag dump off

When someone throws fast food bags out the window of their car because it is filled with them and they are too lazy to find a trash can.

Dude 1: "Dude I found a whole bunch of fast food bags in the bushes outside my house..."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah, that was me... every time I come over I eat some Cajuns and dump the bag in those bushes."
Dude 1: "You lazy ass! Can't believe you would do a fast food bag dump off by my house!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

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