clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.

Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...

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Whale Fingers

When a person slaps their hands together on a cock and moves them limply up and down like a walrus giving a hand job.

Dude that bitch gave you the whale fingers!!!

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10 fingers

A game in which you go around the circle and everyone starts with 10 fingers up. Each person asks a question and if you are guilty you have to put down a finger. You can find out some reveiling stuff about people.

"Lets play 10 fingers"
"Have you ever smoked"
Not me, Not me, um....afraid so.
"Have you ever had sex"
"no way, i am a vigin, well..."
All her fingers are already down? What a whore

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finger fuck

Using fingers to enter a girl's vagina. Usually parcticed as safer sex or to preserve virginity.

Jim's not the one I want to lose my virginity to, but he can finger fuck my pussy all he wants. It hurt and I left a cherry stain on his bed when he took my finger virginity, but I love it now.

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finger bang

A more fervant form of finger fucking.

Usually associated with more than one finger and, occasionally, the nether hole.

I'm really in the mood to finger bang someone.

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finger pie

To stick your fingers in a vagina, finger a girl

I gave her finger pie

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SATAN-FINGERS

Someone who has fingers that bend in odd directions, can communicate with their fingers, and can occasionally chant satan by using sed fingers.

Josh: What the fuck is that bitch doing.

Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...

Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!

*HAAS SAAASSSS*

Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!

*The world is destroyed*

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