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A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.
Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.
(noun)
the art of fighting in order to make someone forget things
(Person 1 breaks a vase)
Person 2: Hey, I just bought that! You're gonna have to pay for --
(ninja ghosts emanate out of vase and surround them)
Person 1: Think fast!
(crazy and comedic fight sequence of forget-fu commences)
Person 2: Man, we make a good team. What was I talking about?
Person 1: We were about to ... leave. Churros?
Person 2: Sure thing, dude.
(Not to be confused with the Freudian slip forgetfu).
Stands for Chicken Fucker. One who fucks chickens.
Pete: Yo momma is so fat, when she sat down in high school class, she sat beside EVERYBODY!
Spence: Chi Fu
The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.
Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.
Word that titles one who is a fool or idiot. It can also be used for labeling weird animals or unidentifiable things.
1. "You are such a Smuma Fu!"
2. "Look at that little Smuma Fu!"
That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.
I just played Remote Fu for an hour and now my hands hurt really bad.
1. A Cat Uses To Beat A Dogs Ass For Barking To Loud.
2. A Fight That Makes You Think This World Between Cats Is.. Fucked Up.
3. Despite A Reason, Kitty Fu Is That Cat Style Fight That Saves You In Mid Karate Classes.
4. A Word That Was Never A Thing Until I Posted This.
5. Maybe A Word When Kitties Have That Annoying Claw Bap When You Piss Them Off.
"Did You See That Cat? He Got Kitty Fu Skills And I'm Amazed!"
"The Cat Kitty Fu'ed When That Dog Came About."
"Kitty Fu!!!!!"