give it up to me

Give up your virginity to me.

Oh, give it up to me , Baby!

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I'll give it a crack

Australian Slang. Means the person will try their best.

John: "Jim do you think you could assist me with putting together this wardrobe?"
Jim: "I'll give it a crack!"

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giving-a-fuck meter

Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.

I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.

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giving the dog a bone

getting a blow-job. Popularized by the AC/DC song of the same title. Also a pet store chain.

I like to pick up girls at the 'Giving Your a Dog Bone' in the hopes that the store name will subconsciously make a girl want my bone.

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give a flying fuck

A phrase used to emphesize the word fuck

They don't give a flying fuck about me

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give her the malt

Term for the consummation of a sex act. Origin from Andrew Dice Clay (I think).

We had fun last night...I gave her the malt and fell asleep.

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Give a Dog a Bone

1. Give = Present, feed, hand over, gift
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)

Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner

English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...

- CrunkMonk3y "Imma Give a Dog a Bone!!"
- Girl "oooh pick me!"

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