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One who excells far ahead in school but is rather stupid in the sense that they are close minded and not tolerant of people different than themselves. They often see themselves as better than many other people and judge people solely on their academic achievements and not on their personality or moral values.
The opposite of this is a dumb genius. One who does not do well in school but is very street smart and if he put in effort would do well in school as well.
Guy 1: hey I got an 85 on that paper man it's not too bad what about you?
Guy 2: I got a 96. You're a fucking retard.
Guy 1: at least I'm not a smart idiot
The price you pay for making a dumb or avoidable mistake
Me: Why are flowers so expensive on Valentine's?
You: Well, you didn't buy them BEFORE the Valentine's day rush, so you have to pay the idiot tax
I tried to help a friend get a date. I set him up with a good looking single girl. he spent 2 hours correcting her grammar and explaining the origins of the word she was saying. needless to say, she got bored and left. He is an intelligent idiot.
One whose intellect is so inferior to human standard as to disqualify his soul for passage to the afterlife.
That mothafucka's goin' to Hell for being a damned idiot.
A squint eyed fool that thinks he's a musician and an artist but isn't either of those things
Father: Did you enjoy that music?
Son: No, he's a buttock idiot
Tortilla chips with pepper jack cheese melted in the microwave
Last night I was so hammered I made idiot nachos.
1. A person that tickles idiots
2. A term used to describe a badminton birdie
As made famous by the book: "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles
"...'this idiot tickler, the only thing its good for is eeny-meeny-miney-mo.' "
--A Separate Peace, by John Knowles, Page: 28, Chapter: 3