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The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)
Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up
Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)
When one says or does something weird/annoying/cringe/unfunny, is informed of the weird/annoying/cringe/unfuniness, acknowledges it, and yet continues with the said weird/annoying/cringe/unfunny thing.
"AMOGUS IMPOSTER SUS VENTING SUSSY BAKA."
"Bro what, you're so cringe."
"Yeah I know lol...I'm such a sussy baka XD."
"This is such a Richard Moment."
the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.
0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.
5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
It's when your very inappropriate or sexual with a dude. It's an extra Ducky Moment if your flirting with a dude named Alexander/Alex/Alexis.
Damn Linda just had a Ducky moment and hooked up with a dude named Alexander.
A moment of incredible stupidity
person 1: *looks at a Lana Rhodes photo* she is very ugly
person 2: that's a hurst moment
when something very stupid (like butter) happens that makes you think, "how can a real person be this retarded"? one who commits a "butters moment" usually has a feeling equivalent to going on a trip far away from home, and once you get there you realize you forgot something very important.
"that guy is acting like a sped kid"
"that's a butters moment right there"
1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.
2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.
3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”
4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes
Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.