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the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.
0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.
5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)
Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up
Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)
An instance when one's rationality is lost, which results in an embarrassing comment or action that goes seemingly unrealized until later. Situations like this tend to instigate anger and can go as far as one party seeking revenge through violence.
Al: Dude I can't believe you just asked to touch that girls boobs.
John: Yeah, she really slapped me hard. Do you think that was stupid?
Al: Worse, I think you just had A Madden Moment.
John: Ninty Percent of the game is half mental.
when something very stupid (like butter) happens that makes you think, "how can a real person be this retarded"? one who commits a "butters moment" usually has a feeling equivalent to going on a trip far away from home, and once you get there you realize you forgot something very important.
"that guy is acting like a sped kid"
"that's a butters moment right there"
1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.
2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.
3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”
4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes
Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.
When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.
Real Alex moment right there