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When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.
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When you jerk off in the shower
I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
When you are particularly hungover, sick, or depressed, and lay down in the shower with the lights off to aid recovery. When done on a time limit, such as needing to go to work soon, it is known as a Cower Shower Power Hour.
1: Yo last night was crazy. You look rough though. You good?
2: Y'all are lucky I even showed up for my shift.
1: That bad?
2: Took a Cower Shower this morning and it saved my life.
When you are taking a shower and you feel like you have to take poop. So you so you get out out of the shower to poop. Still wet. Take a poop then finish shower.
I was taking a shower the other day and then i had a shower poop.
When an object(bottle of shampoo, bar of soap, toothbrush, etc.) falls on the floor during a shower and the sound seems to be amplified by 100+ decibels.
Fresh out the shower and shower grenade.
Woke up the whole house shower grenade.
A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).
-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!
When one takes a dump and doesn't bother with TP as they have to shower anyway.
John: hey bro I'm gonna take an Shit and Shower
Sam : Kk don't forget to rinse the shower