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St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.

A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.

by doonga November 8, 2013


balls in jaws

If somebody has balls in there jaws then that person i balls in jaw.

If somebody doesen't have balls in there jaws they dont balls in jaw.

yo, my girl was balls in jaws yesterday with my balls.

by your mother is bad January 31, 2022


shit jaw

The horrible taste in your mouth after you've licked your boyfriend/girlfriend's ass

1.) I have to go to the dentist,but I can't ,because I've got shit jaw after licking jack's B-hole.

2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.

by chubbzilla January 13, 2016


bad jaw

The soreness your jaw feels after giving a blowjob.

Oh man, I got bad jaw after hooking up with Bill last night.

by The British Bostonian November 16, 2016


Jabber Jaw

A person who goes and tells people everything they know....

JJ is a jabber Jaw....

by nickdoggg December 31, 2021


cotton jaw

A condition in which one suffers from extreme dry mouth

got anything to drink? I got the cotton jaw

by Weedteacher December 3, 2017


mushy jaw

When someone is high and can't stop moving their jaw, and lips

Dennis aka Denny philly boy was on the phone texting Tara and he had very bad mushy jaw.

by Dennyphillyboy January 4, 2017