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A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.
Have you heard of Juan Bellesito
“Who the fuck is that??”
using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong
"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
Juan Minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
That fence only took Juan Minute to build
the alteratioin of a woman's voice so that it is artificially deep, in an effort to emulate the voice of a man. Particularly effective when trying to digust or otherwise irritate your friends.
i just told my roommate an entire story in juan paco voice and i keep being obscene and she's like "IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES"
the most stereotypical name to call a mexican or spanish person
Mike: the other day i was drivin down the street and i almost hit a Juan Paco who was trying to sell me oranges
JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california
And all around just damn good cowboy and the most intense lover ever.
That juan paco olula
A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.
“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”