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Justin Bieber was born in Canada on March 1st, 1994. He was first discovered at 13 years old by his current manager Scooter Braun. He is a singer, songwriter, and can play many instruments. Justin was married to Hailey Baldwin on September 13, 2018. Justin Bieber is not only handsome but a greasy put singer, dancer and husband.
Friend: Who’s Justin Bieber?
Me: The greatest and most talented person on earth!
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When someone listens to that fag(justin boobie),he//she gets the bieber fever.If you get the bieber fever,quickly open your radio and listen to every kind of rock and classic music.Then buy a magazine with a pic with justin bieber and burn it with a lighter!YOU ARE SAVED!
affected to the fever:baby baby baby oooo!I CANT BREATHE! ME:NOOOOOOO!!!!!You got The Justin Bieber Fever!
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What happens when hearing a new song and you aren't sure if the singer is a girl or a guy.
Person 1: Is this a girl or a guy?
Person 2: The Justin Bieber effect! But, its a girl that sings this song...
Person 1: Oh, its hard to tell...
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The gayest gay fag of all the faggy gay tattoos.
Hey Antoine look, Justin has a small mole.. nevermind is just his faggy tattoo..
Real life conversation about Justin Bieber's Tattoo.
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As opposed to a Bon Jovi Friday, a Justin Bieber Friday is a Friday that you have to work extended hours before you can get off.
Man, I would love to join you guys at Happy Hour but it is going to be a Justin Bieber Friday.
The horror of walking into a shop or supermarket and having to listen to this twaddle against your will without being able to turn it off. Severe cases are when you are in an elevator and the only way out is ten stories down.
The worst case ever was when a man went into a video store, and was acutely looking for some great action movie to watch and the FM Radio channel was raving on about Justin Bieber while the man was busy deciding which movie to watch. The act of simultaneously making a choice and being Justin Bieber-ed at the same time, then caused a long term mental darkness that was only recovered from after looking online, where the man found that the rest of the people on the planet feels exactly the same way he does, and so has realised he is not the only one getting Justin Biebered out there.
There are few things worse than getting Justin Biebered. Perhaps getting Elon Musk-ed, or Steve Jobs-ed is worse, but thats arguable. For example if you walk into a shop and someone is presenter kissing Elon Musks butt over the airwaves, could it possibly be worse than if they were verbally smooching Justin Biebers ass. Who knows, but these dangers of the darkness we live in must be guarded against at all times, which is why I now wear earplugs before entering any public space where they might possibly be playing music of, or talking about Justin Bieber, to ensure that I do not get Justin Biebered again.
Man, I sure hope I don't get Justin Bieber-ed at the shops today, last time it really ruined my day.