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The best type of kittens.
A lanky kitten.
Guy 1: "Dude I didn't know you had newborn kittens!"
Guy 2: "Why wouldn't I? Plus, they're really lanky."
Guy 2(again) : "Lanky kittens are the best kittens."
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Fingering yourself..kitten-meaning pussy and killing meaning ur fingers r killing it
jenn has a pritty kitty
So jenn...did you kill the kitten last night?
Yea i killed that shyt, that motherfcukers dead!
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A kitten that flames another kitten. (see flamer).
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While having sex with your girl from behind you secretly sprinkle the marshmallows from Lucky charms into her ass. When she finds them later you yell "surprise!"
Yo I totally got Danielle with a rainbow kitten surprise last night!
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A Da Hood Kitten is a girl that would usually hang around her rich boyfriend and kill any girls that walk by her and act "quirky"
Pick me da hood kitten: uhh LOL PICK MEE
random person: wtf..?
rich boyfriend: leave my gvf alone bro
an absolutely amazing game that makes acid obselete
"Dude did you play techno kitten adventure last night?"
"No I was too busy taking acid."
"Your loss."
get it done. just do it & walk away...
Girl: I'm not looking forward to dumping my boyfriend. I just know he'll make a scene.
Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!
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