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Someone who enjoys licking the anus of another person. The word sphincter comes from the circular muscle found at the end of your rectum, therefore when one places their tounge on this muscle, they become a Sphincter Licker.
A man who enjoys licking ass whether male or female, is a Sphincter Licker.
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lizard licker was coined by jim Morrison in 1971, by jim Morrison "the lizard king"! probably the greatest sexual gift a brilliant musician could give to the world. here's how ya do it. find a groupie or really awesome woman and a bandmate or a best friend and get naked... this is important! now go down on the woman together! if she closes her eyes it'll feel like a lizard is licking her and two tongues is always better than one!
neil: hey paul, you want to come over and give this girl the lizard licker?
paul: what's the lizard licker?
neil: got this wild child pretty sure she traveled through a portal at Woodstock and she told me about it.
paul: still don't know what it is?
neil: we both go down on her at the same time and it feels like she's fucking a lizard!
paul: okay but why would she want that?
neil: she said some guy named jim Morrison did it to her and then she ended up here! it's the last thing she remembers. maybe its the secret to time travel?
paul: maybe you both did too much acid!!!!
neil: well here comes the acid!
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Someone who licks ass while the person receiving it lets a fart loose, resulting in the fart going on the persons tongue.
While I was licking Ashley's bumhole last night she farted, making me a Fart Licker
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someone who licks toes. duh.
10/10 insult
person: i'm a friggin toe licker
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A guy/girl who has such a shitty attitude it's almost like they're committing involuntary suicide. It's as if they're begging or licking a/the trigger to get shot or robbed.
Can also be used:
"licking the trigger"
"triggabite" i.e. is a disease
Peacely McFleekston: Hey man. Chill out. You don't have to be so disrespectful.
Willy G: Fuck you, you clitch having ass marfakka. I dare YOU to try something on ME. That's right cause you's a punk and a pussy.
*Willy G charges after Peacely*
*Willy G gets shot*
Peacely: Trigger-licker picked the wrong peacemaker to mess with!
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One who eats ass an hour or two after shitting that has not been cleaned. They enjoy the taste of the digestive residue.
Yo man you gotta tell that rust licker Sean Duffy to tell his smelly female to wipe.
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