A spreadsheet that annoying Mario Kart Wii baggers will send in chat after a war. They do this in order to show off their "skill" or to prove how unlucky they are.
Sam: GGs, here's the bagger log if you want it.
Everyone else: Didn't ask!
Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”
A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.
Bill: Why is my car so slow?
Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.
When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.
Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.
extremely large poop that will not flush
joe pooped out a bobby log in the toilet and it would not flush
Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.
'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'