When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper
Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.
a term used after having sex with a woman
Oh sorry Brian I was too busy mailing the package
Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM
Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.
Fan mail sent to a beautiful person.
The actor receives hundreds of pieces of hunk mail each day.
A lie or fib you tell someone about someone, only to see if this person is a rat or he keeps it to themselves.
I gave Johnny a rat mail and I'll be damned if I didn't hear back from Eddie what I told him.
Action describing someone that touches himself as he cant attract human beings from the opposite gender
He was horny, he ended up fehaming his Mail
the increased rash of "cute" e-mails received around christmas time, mail that one x's out of immediately and delets without forwarding on
man, my in-box if full of x-mail like every november and december, takes me forever to clean up my in-box this time of year