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When engaging in particularly rough anal sex, pull out and scrap all fecal matter/juice and coat the entire sack. You then turn and tea bag a waiting third party.
Jim: "Holy shit! Cassie and Sarah let me give them both the Mississippi Mud Sack last night!"
Steve: "You're my hero Jim!!!"
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Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers
In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss
Coors, miler, Busch, Mississippi River Horse Piss
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Two menstruating females take exquisite-sized bowel movements (this helps if you eat chili, salad dressing and corn dogs), but do not wipe. Then they tie down their victim and slide their downstairs areas over his face, starting bum to mouth. They then take turns urinating on his face, preferably while he's vomiting.
Once they saw Jeremy passed out, they dragged him into the bed and performed a Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide.
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5 or more men performing anal sex in-line with each other. Extra points if it's incestuous.
Hey Tom, the guys wanna know if you're in for a Mississippi Mud Boat Ride this weekend?
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The perfect dessert for after a smoked brisket.
Meemaw’s makin me a Mississippi mud cake for after I get my brisket outta the smoker
Noun. When you misinterpret lyrics to a song, and accidentally give your cousin a hickey.
Person 1: I don’t practice sand tortillas, or whatever Sublime said.
Person 2: Man, you might as well have Mississippi Hickey-ed that song for how much you butchered that.
(n.) - the act of having sex with three or more direct family members
Hey Ma! Me, Billy-Bob, and Jimbo are going down to the lake to meet Mary-May and Cousin Tammy for a good 'ol Mississippi Orgy! Wanna cum?
Sure, sweetie. Should I invite your father?