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When you forget to brush your teeth in the morning and go to school with ass-smelling breath
Jake: what the fuck is that smell? It smells like a hamsters anus.
Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"
Joe: it's 7am, i am starving!
Leigh: lets get some morning munch then.
In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
Cold morning for Ricky today boys... That girl from the fox and hounds wouldn't leave this morning.
The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.
Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.
**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!
News that's just in; in and around 7:30- 8:30am & must be discussed with your bestie. Usually on the phone whilst on the way to work.
Phone rings, one friend to another:- -"Morning Gossip!"
-"Literally, SO much chat and it's only 7:45am!"
A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.
"Good morning."
"Shut up."