when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.
person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww
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So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!
He jizz on my ass!
Missourian slang to show exclamation
Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer
Missourian slang for excitement
Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya
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In a sexual context, relating to and fetishizing necrophilia from the victim's perspective.
"UGH!! Why won't Brad just necro my ass already!!"
An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you
I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!