Rural Dictionary

Faux number

When someone wants to give you their phone number and you "pretend" to enter it into your phone to call them, but really don't and enter a faux (fake) number

A. "Hey, we should hang out some time. Why don't you take my number and call me"
B. "Sure, what are your digits? I'll ring you some time" But, you don't enter their number, you pretend to and enter a faux number

by Joemama13 July 10, 2013

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Number sorcerer

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no number sorcerer, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin December 29, 2007

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Doing The Numbers

code name-The act of 69ing. Either m+m ,f+f, m+f simultaneously performing oral sex on eachother.

Guy:hey lets do the numbers when we get home

girl:i cant wait to suck your dick
guy:true, i cant wait to eat your pussy out at the same time

Guy: hey me and that hot chick are doing the numbers after school
guy2: nice dude

by blerbertswag1 September 19, 2013

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Dropped a Number

To write your phone number down and

A.) leave it in something inconspicuous so as to let someone whom you find attractive find it and call you

or (less commonly)

B.) literally drop it somewhere allowing anyone who finds it to contact you.

Example 1:

Person A: Last night I wrote my number down on a scrap of paper, folded it into a 5 dollar bill and gave it to the waitress that i wanted to hit on.

Person B: You dropped a number?

Person A: Why not, she was a hot red-head?

Example 2:

Person A: I like dropping my number because it's easier to meet new people who you only talked to in passing.

by TheLogicist April 3, 2011

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