mother gothel

The mother that knows best

Rapunzel: “while can’t I go see the floating lights?”
Mother Gothel: “because mother knows best”

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mother's cure

A suburban housewife solution to the daily doldrums. Recipe: Oxycontin + Jack Daniel's

Random person: Hey Suzy, how do you make it through these hard ass days?
Suzy Jenkins: A little concotion I came up with myself that I call the mother's cure. Oxycontin washed down with Jack D. Put it in a cup it looks like iced tea.

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Your Mother

I'm having relations with all of your mothers.
She hella thick, only true gamers can do someones mother and play fortnite at the same time.

I always land 200 pumps on your mothers

Bro your mother is sucking my c*ck rn

Bro you mothers are fine as rn ngl

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mother fuker

the word we all use.. when we dont get our way... mah ladies and guys all use it .. its quite tha word

Mothaaaaaa fukkaaaaaa

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Mother Nature

the by-product of God's creation (gender irrelevant).

Cop out for those who deny the existence of God, while embracing a equally intangible force (mother nature, nature, etc.) that they can neither explain, nor define it's source, origin or purpose.

Mother Nature sure is a beautiful thing.

Take any sentence, phrase or literary reference and replace the term 'mother nature' with God and see if it could be made to make sense using an impartial perspective.

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Step mother

A step mother is a women who cares loves and carries you through life. She is the women who married your father and is also the women who married into your family to be part of it and respect the ones in it she loves you like her own child she may not have gave birth to you. But she acts like she did.

Step mother come eat kids I made dinner
Child thanks for dinner
Step motherYou don't have to thank me for feeding you.

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Bad Mother

A threatening person known for breaking the rules and not thinking twice about it.

That dude is one bad mother!

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